This My Excavation

geopoetry:

Yay! Blue, 9 facts about my family.

1) When my friends meet my parents for the first time, they all inevitably say the same thing, “Dude, your parents are, like, friends. They talk to each other and do stuff together, they don’t just exist together.”

2) My family is one of the most loving and genuine groups of people I’ve ever been around. Neither my parents or me and my siblings fought or were mean to each other that I can remember.

3) My brother’s name is Israel and looks like an Urban Outfitters model:

4) My sister is one of the funniest people I know and can speak perfect ebonics, of which I am very jealous. She is one of those people that will make you laugh and just feel good. On top of that, she has great taste in music and is incredibly well-dressed.

5) Neither of my parents went to college. They got married a month after my mom graduated from high school, were together for seven years before having kids, and will always be together.

6) My mom is the bread-winner of the household, not my dad. She is an amateur photographer and runs in 5k’s regularly. She is the nicest person I know, knows everything about me including any drugs I may have smoked and penises I may have touched, and she is also one hot mama.

7) My Dad plays banjo better than anyone I know, plays in a bluegrass band, and regularly trucks me off to bluegrass festivals.

8) Me, my mom and sister are all goofy and like to portray it in photographs:

9) My boyfriend’s family is also my family, but I can’t find any good pictures to post of all of them!

Demz iz mah family.